Wednesday, 17 July 2013

Weird berry

It was a scorching hot day. Annabelle had invited her best friend Faye Rosewood to the house and it was so hot, they just mooched around the house not quite sure what to do with themselves. Even Bubbles the cat found a cool, shady spot underneath the chest of drawers and refused to move for over four hours.
Mum was at home and was feeling particularly frazzled as she was practicing baking a cake for Mrs Pennington’Smythe’s local, village bake-off contest.
“Can I have a drink Mum?” Asked a fairly desperate Annabelle.
“Why don’t you girl’s make smoothies?” Suggested Mum, “I have loads of left over milk in the fridge!”
There were a couple of bananas in the house but not a lot else.
“There’s some strawberries and raspberries you could pick in the garden, then you could go to the woods to pick some blackberries or blackcurrants, and Grandma Susan has some lovely gooseberries, I’m should you could call and pick a few” Suggested Mum.
So the girls picked fruit from the garden, put on floppy hats and collected gooseberries from Grandma Susan and then made their way to the wood. There were lots of different edible berries. The girls had been taught to only pick berries that they knew. What they didn’t notice was a particularly weird berry slip into the basket. It had a bit of blackberry, a bit of raspberry, a bit of blueberry, a bit of gooseberry and a bit of something yellow that didn’t really look like any berry.
The girls got home, washed all the fruit and whizzed it all up in a blender.
“Why don’t we give some smoothies to people walking past that we know?” Suggested Faye, “If they like it, we could sell them more and earn some pocket money.
Annabelle thought this was an awesome idea and Mum agreed so long as they only approached people that they knew.
They set a couple of chairs by the front gate along with a little table and a large umbrella to keep them cool.
First along was Robbie and his friend Nick who were coming home from the park.
“Want a smoothie?” asked Faye.
The boys were so hot that they agreed. They downed the liquid and then did the strangest thing. They leapt at each other, bouncing their chests together and made a strange grunting noise.
“You are the coolest sister” Said Robbie, as they went inside.
“Must be the heat” Said a bemused Annabelle. Robbie had never said anything like that before.
Next along was Mum’s friend Mrs Pennington-Smythe who was returning from the shops.
“Want a smoothie, if you like it you can buy some” Said Annabelle.
Mrs Pennington-Smythe politely took a drink. Then the oddest thing happened.
 “I’ll certainly have some of that” She almost shouted.
Then as she walked up the road, she made a sort of whooping noise and flicked the back of her skirt in the air at least 5 times.
“Never seen her act like that before” Said Annabelle.
Grandma Susan called by to see how the girls had got on. She tried a smoothie and then did the oddest thing.
She pulled some tins of soup that she’d just bought out of her shopping back and tossed them straight up into the air.
“Wow, that tastes good” She said and then skipped into the house.
Miss Gurney the head teacher was next along the road. She agreed to try a smoothie as she was so hot.
“Girls, that is delish’” she said, “I’ll buy three containers full please”
She then walked off down the street singing Waltzing Matilda at the tp of her voice.
“Do you think she’d been drinking alcohol?” Asked a bemused Faye.
“Certainly odd” Replied Annabelle.
Mum came out to check on the girls just as PC Gayle was walking by. Both Mum and the PC tried a smoothie and then the oddest thing happened.
“That’s gorgeous and so are you” Said Mum who promptly grabbed PC Gayle and planted a big kiss on his lips.
PC Nick strutted a few paces up the street, turned around and made a strange seal hooting noise and clapped his hands together.
Annabelle was so shocked, she didn’t know what to say.
“The smoothie’s all gone” Said Faye “And we never got to try any.”
The hot weather continued and over the next few days, there were several calls at the house.
Miss Gurney, Mrs Pennington-Smythe, PC Gayle and Grandma Susan all called round on the off chance that the girls might have made some smoothies. It had been so nice, they were willing to buy some.
Mum was equally keen, as was Robbie and Nick.
So the girls picked some more fruit from the garden, got some more gooseberries from Grandma Susan’s house and picked some more berries from the wood. But even though they hadn’t noticed it the first time, they never picked another one of those weird berries.
The smoothie’s that they made were very nice, everyone who bought some seemed to enjoy them, but they never returned to ask for more.